(Look for the update about Texas and Missouri at the bottom of the post)

I’ll have you know that it took quite some time to stop laughing (and then stop shaking my head) after I read this petition on WhiteHouse.gov (linked from Drudge).  Here are the screenshots of the petition because seeing is believing.  (Dumbing down and globalist re-education of Americans FOR THE WIN!)

(Top Of Page)

“Peacefully grant the State of Louisiana to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government.” (Top of page)

(Bottom of Page)

Peacefully grant the State of Louisiana to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government. (Part 2- Bottom of Page)

Michael E of Slidell, Louisiana is the creator of this petition and I personally would like to know exactly why he did this and what he felt his outcome was supposed to be, because currently (to a sovereign American) he appears to have been totally re-educated by the globalists into asking his lord to keep an extra bushel of grain from the fall harvest.

Right in the body of the petition, Michael quoted the Declaration of Independence, but I do not think he fully understands what this quote means:

“…Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and institute new Government…”

It DOES NOT state that it is the Right of the People to petition the current dictator and ask permission for a hall pass to go to the bathroom!  One does not petition the leader of the nation you are going to secede from.  Secession is NOT a light request, discussion, decision.  It is not a request at all and usually involves bloodshed (i.e. the Civil War).  You just do it; accept responsibility for your actions; and go forward.

WTF was this guy thinking?  Oh yeah, that’s right….color inside the lines little boys and girls.  Here, we have the paper and crayons all set up for you.

The right to petition your government is guaranteed by the First Amendment of the United States Constitution. We the People provides a new way to petition the Obama Administration to take action on a range of important issues facing our country. We created We the People because we want to hear from you. If a petition gets enough support, White House staff will review it, ensure it’s sent to the appropriate policy experts, and issue an official response.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Yep, catch ya later….

UPDATE:

It appears that petitions to the White House for Texas and Missouri to secede were placed on November 10 and November 9th respectively.  Here are the petitions and their URLs as I am not linking to the White House.

Missouri:

WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:

Peacefully grant the State of Missouri to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government.

As the founding fathers of the United States of America made clear in the Declaration of Independence in 1776:

“When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.”

“…Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and institute new Government…”

 

Created: Nov 10, 2012

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/peacefully-grant-state-missouri-withdraw-united-states-america-and-create-its-own-new-government/Vd92R3YG

Texas:

WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:

Peacefully grant the State of Texas to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government.

The US continues to suffer economic difficulties stemming from the federal government’s neglect to reform domestic and foreign spending. The citizens of the US suffer from blatant abuses of their rights such as the NDAA, the TSA, etc. Given that the state of Texas maintains a balanced budget and is the 15th largest economy in the world, it is practically feasible for Texas to withdraw from the union, and to do so would protect it’s citizens’ standard of living and re-secure their rights and liberties in accordance with the original ideas and beliefs of our founding fathers which are no longer being reflected by the federal government.

Created: Nov 09, 2012

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/peacefully-grant-state-texas-withdraw-united-states-america-and-create-its-own-new-government/BmdWCP8B

What the F*** are these people thinking? Please refer to the original thought of this post.  One DOES NOT ask permission to secede and this discussion should be taking place in these states; not on WhiteHouse.gov.

UPDATE #2:

November 13, 2012 – the current state of the petition stupidity.

 

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