To the reports of Usama’s demise, DNA testing, and burial at sea, I have one thing to say….yeaaaahhhhh…..riiiiiight. Gold is hovering at $1560 an ounce, NATO is busy killing Libyan children, and the ‘Bin Laden compound‘ was approximately 1100 yards away from Pakistan’s equivalent of West Point.

They’re kidding right?  According to reports from Fox News, this was a CIA run operation using 24 Navy SEALs moving through a compound in which Bin Laden wasn’t found for 40 minutes (or until the very end), he was shot in the face, his wife identifies him, the DNA testing is a 99% match, and then his body is prepared following Islamic law and given a burial at sea so as not to create a pilgrimage spot.

Once again; they are kidding right? How stupid do they think we are? What exactly were we doing there? Who really was at that compound? The CIA’s greatest drug competitor in the middle east? What are the true details? Is the Pakistanis’ story below more credible? We’ll never know, but rest assured, this government will keep the threat of terrorism alive and thriving; they absolutely must keep the moos scattered, confused, and tired.

Obama: Bin Laden’s death a ‘good day’ for America

Alex Jones speaking about interviewing Steve Pachenic Pieczenik in 2002 about the death of Bin Laden (2:50).

And then there is this story about the Pakistanis killing Obama (oops) Osama without realizing who he was.

Osama Bin Laden killed in Abbotabad near Islamabad of Pakistan

ISLAMABAD, May 2 (Xinhua) — Pakistani Urdu TV channel Geo News quoted Pakistani intelligence officials as saying that the world’s most wanted terrorist Osama Bin Laden was killed in a search operation launched by the Pakistani forces after a Pakistani army helicopter was shot down in the wee hours of Monday in Abbotabad, a mountainous town located some 60 kilometers north of Pakistan’s capital city of Islamabad.

At about 1:20 a.m. local time a Pakistani helicopter was shot down by unknown people in the Sikandarabad area of Abbotabad. The Pakistani forces launched a search operation in the nearby area and encountered with a group of unknown armed people. A fire exchange followed between the two sides.

When the fire exchange ended, the Pakistani forces arrested some Arab women and kids as well some other armed people who later confessed to the Pakistani forces they were with Osama Bin laden when the fire was exchanged and Bin Laden was killed in the firing.

Local media reported that after the dead body of Bin Laden was recovered, two U.S. helicopter flew to the site and carried away the dead body of Bin Laden.

Initial reports said that at least one was killed and two others were injured in the crash. At least two houses were engulfed by the huge fire caused by the crashed chopper.

Rescue team rushed to the site shortly after the crash was reported and the armed forces cordoned off the area and launched a search operation there.

Sources of Xinhua said they tried to enter the area after the incident took place, but no media people were allowed inside.

“No one knows in that helicopter crash Bin Laden was killed,” said the sources.

And in the category of “Oh please, how stupid do you think we are?“:

Bin Laden’s Hideout Raises Concerns About Pakistani Cooperation

While U.S. intelligence officials worked furiously to track Usama bin Laden, the world’s most-wanted terrorist was living in a sprawling, $1 million complex surrounded by a privacy wall and security gates. He was living a short walk from a top military training center in a town about 35 miles from Pakistan’s capital. The neighborhood where he spent his time was affluent, and filled with retired military.

How did Pakistan miss this?

That’s the question U.S. lawmakers and other officials are asking themselves as they assess the stunning announcement that bin Laden was killed in Pakistan by an elite U.S. team Sunday afternoon.

Though there are conflicting reports about how much Pakistani officials knew and how much they shared, the fact that the terror leader was hiding out, possibly for years, in a conspicuous and suspicious compound fueled concerns in Washington that Pakistan has not done all it can to assist the United States despite enormous aid provided to the country.

UPDATE:

Ex-ISI Chief Hamid Gul: CIA Has Been “Choreographing The Whole Thing”

Alex talks with retired Pakistani Army three star general, Hamid Gul.
Gul claims that it is wrong to say that the Pakistani government or the Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI) had been harbouring Al Qaeda leader and 9/11 mastermind Osama bin Laden.

Wayne Madsen: Bin Laden Death, Looks Like Staged Terror to Escalate U.S. Into Nuclear War 1/2

UPDATE #2:

For those looking for information about Steve R. Pieczenik:

Paul Watson: Bin Laden’s Corpse Has Been On Ice For Nearly a Decade 2/2

A multitude of different inside sources both publicly and privately, including one individual who personally worked with Bin Laden at one time, told us directly that Osama’s dead corpse has been on ice for nearly a decade and that his “death” would only be announced at the most politically expedient time.

That time has now come with a years-old fake picture being presented as the only evidence of his alleged killing yesterday, while Bin Laden’s body has been hastily dumped into the sea to prevent anyone from finding out when he actually died.

In April 2002, over nine years ago, Council on Foreign Relations member Steve R. Pieczenik, who served as Deputy Assistant Secretary of State under Henry Kissinger, Cyrus Vance, and James Baker, told the Alex Jones Show that Bin Laden had already been “dead for months”.

Pieczenik would be in a position to know such information, having worked directly with Bin Laden when the US was funding and arming the terror leader in an attempt to drive the Soviets out of Afghanistan in the late 70′s and early 80′s (a documented historical fact that talking heads in the corporate media are actually denying today in light of developments).

“I found out through my sources that he had had kidney disease. And as a physician, I knew that he had to have two dialysis machines and he was dying,” Pieczenik told Jones during the April 24, 2002 interview.

“And you could see those in those films, those made-up photos that they were sending us out of nowhere. I mean, suddenly, we would see a video of bin Laden today and then out of nowhere, they said oh it was sent to us anonymously, meaning that someone in the government, our government, was trying to keep up the morale on our side and say oh we still have to chase this guy when, in fact, he’s been dead for months,” added Pieczenik.

Pieczenik then stated that the video tape of a fat Bin Laden look alike “taking responsibility” for 9/11 that was released in December 2001 was “such a hoax” designed to “manipulate” people in the emotional aftermath of 9/11.

The subsequent war in Afghanistan that followed 9/11 was orchestrated “With the agreement of the bin Laden family, knowing fully well that he would die,” said Pieczenik. “And I think that Musharraf, the President of Pakistan, spilled the beans by accident three months ago when he said that bin Laden was dead because his kidney dialysis machines were destroyed in East Afghanistan.”

In addition to Pieczenik, as we reported in August 2002, Alex Jones was separately told by a high level Republican source that Bin Laden was dead and that his body was being kept “on ice” until Osama’s death could be announced at the most “politically expedient” time.

When Jones asked the source if his claim was mere speculation or whether it was actually true, the source re-iterated the fact that he was being deadly serious and that Bin Laden’s corpse was “physically on ice” waiting to be rolled out for public consumption at the most opportune moment.

UPDATE #3: Full Interview With Dr. Steve Pieczenik by Alex Jones, 5.3.2011:

It sure does look like Pakistan is next…as their stock market gets hammered…

Neil Cavuto and Ron Paul, 5.4.2011: