You know it is time for a bit of snark when a person finds out that reading the Constitution and having Campaign For Liberty bumper-stickers automatically qualifies them to possibly be militia.

You May Be A Domestic Terrorist If…….

The Original Domestic Terrorists

The Original Domestic Terrorists

  • you are breathing.
  • you can read.
  • you can spell.
  • you have thought about taking a trip to Boston.
  • you enjoy a cup of hot tea.
  • you are a Capitalist.
  • you have read a quote by the Founding Fathers.
  • you had a passing thought, sometime in your life,  about reading the Constitution and Bill of Rights.
  • you have emailed your Congressional Representatives.
  • you have thought about emailing your Congressional Representatives.
  • you have an opinion.
  • you attend a religious service once a year.
  • you know how to surf the internet.
  • you have requested a passport.
  • you have paid your taxes.
  • you are a registered voter.
  • you have actually voted in a election.
  • you believe in a higher power.
  • you thought about buying a picture of a gun.
  • you wear a t-shirt that says “Made In America”.
  • you tell the truth.
  • you are a homeschooling mom or dad.
  • you want what is best for your children and the country.
  • you have money in a 401k or the stockmarket
  • you have a garden, oops that puts Michelle (Eva Peron) Obama on the list.
  • you think that money doesn’t grow on trees and The Fed should stop printing money while it is behind.
  • you know how many stars and stripes are on the flag.
  • you understand that there is no free lunch.
  • you know that “wine country” is in California.
  • you have an IQ above 80.
  • you have  sailed on a boat.
  • you like the number 13.
  • you have read an American history book.
  • you think Thomas Paine is a great author.
  • you have flown commercial at least once in your life.
  • you use electricity or keys; (see Ben Franklin).
  • you write letters; (see Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, John Adams).
  • have the last name of any of the above founding fathers.
  • you have scowled and threatened your dishes while washing them.
  • have played bridge.
  • you know how to balance your checkbook.
  • you think the MSM is biased.
  • you have considered buying an American Flag.
  • you have more than 2 little gray cells speaking to each other.
  • you have used a vacuum cleaner.
  • you are quite possibly sure that militias exist.
  • you believe in aliens.
  • you think you may know what the 2nd Amendment stands for.
  • you are smarter than the average congressional representative.
  • you have a canine companion named Buddy.
  • you are waiting for California to fall into the ocean.
  • you have thought about putting a gun rack on your CAR.
  • you have fantasized about not every paying taxes again.
  • you are a natural born American citizen.
  • you like bonuses.
  • You think our government is taking us off a cliff where we will never recover from the debt being heaped on us and our children.

Now it’s your turn!  I am sure you can do better than I…

Happy Friday

Let The Revolution Begin!

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